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I will reblog this every single time

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This is so fucking awesome

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coolslug:

just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

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tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

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theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
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can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

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rewritingnormal:

mamabearwaitingforhercub:

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Spamming your dash with photos of my son because I haven’t blogged in like 47 years. He’s 14 months old now. πŸ’ž

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lovelymoonchildren:

huffingtonpost:

DOG STEALS BABY’S TOY, THEN REPENTS BY SPOILING HER ROTTEN.

This lil’ pup can teach us all a lesson or two about apologies. Watch the full video here.

"DONT CRY TINY HUMAN I WILL BURY YOU IN TOYS!"

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phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

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dangerhamster:

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marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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slumbeautiful:

morghan-watson:

I think pregnancy of the coolest thing ever.

this is beautiful 😭😍

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maternalgoddess:

meyouandnoah:

Literally what our bed looks like every night.

Ooooooh my goodness

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What the child says: I'm hungry.
What the child means: I would like to eat something now. You have a matter of seconds to get me that something. I'm not sure what it is specifically that I'm hungry for, but if you serve me something I don't feel like you will hear about it. And I mean really *hear* about it. I suggest you get moving and I also suggest you think very carefully about your go-to fruit option, because that just won't fly. Are you really still standing here?
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lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

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