my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
Tea for two
i dont think anybody wanted to see this
art isnt always about whats aesthetically pleasing. Sometimes you need to show people reality. This is real shit. This is what life is after partying and being a wild thin teen and reading bullshit books about werewolves. It isn’t clear skin and skinny bodies and free time forever.
Its stretch marks, wrinkles, shitty baby diapers and laying in weird ass positions to keep your children happy because you love them more than your comfort or your smooth pert body. Its being overweight and having sex, wrinkly fat sweaty real shit adult parent long term relationship sex and then trying to slip in half an hour of sleep before your kid flips shit at 1am. And its poetic and awesome. Fuck your skinny smooth boring ass ideal of what life should be that you ripped out of some dumb ass teen cosmo. My life is goddamn beautiful even if my belly is a wreck.
There’s a variety of reasons that we do not believe in vaccinating our children. I will go through all of them, since we get asked this quite a bit.
1. I don’t trust pharmaceutical companies. There have been many instances in the past where these companies have released a drug that has caused…
boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and im probably laughing during it and eating macaroni
I completely understand why they’re all excited. You start to miss your loved ones so much that you feel happy when someone else gets to see theirs, even if you don’t get to see yours.
There aren’t any words to describe this one.
I will never not reblog this.
Bet they don’t look at Palestinian girls like that.
soldiers aren’t monsters. They’re just doing their job
Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
A guy I went to school with is doing a contest for work. (it’s actually a pretty cool contest) If you would, please click the link and like the picture. He’s the one on the left! Thank you so much!